"Sordid Lives" Tribute Tarot

If “It’s A Bitch!” sorting out your sorry little sordid life – then let Brotherboy, LaVonda, Latrelle, and Sissy help do it for you! A redneck trailer trash Tarot for you to use!

Down here in Winters, Texas things just have not been the same since the day Tammy Wynette died! Brotherboy tried to kill hisself when he heard the news! And that mean Dr. Eve Bolanger is trying to de-HOMO-seksualize him so she can write a book and get herself on Oprah!

GW and Noleta Nethercott have been having ‘marital difficulties’ since he lost his legs. GW started having an affair with Peggy Ingram and Lordy! Who knows where that may lead! She’s old enough to be his Mamma! Noleta is also BFF with LaVonda, one of Peggy’s daughters – so who knows what will happen if all this leaks out? MERCIFUL JEBBUS!

If your life sounds like a bad soap opera – let the denizens of Winters, Texas help you sort yours out and make you feel better about yourself!

This is a ‘MAJORS ONLY- PLUS FOUR’ Deck – it contains only the 22 Major Arcana Cards PLUS FOUR new cards – TOO MUCH – featuring Vera Lisso, TOO LITTLE – featuring Glyndora Roberts, TOO LATE – featuring Juanita Bartlett, and TOO SOON – featuring our Dear Departed Tammy Wynette! All these citizens will help you to sort out all the problems that are vexing you! If you can read a deck using RWS (not to be confused with LBJ!) images then you will have no problems AT ALL when you sit down at 'The Beehive' and use this deck while your hair is a-dryin’. Just be sure those nosey, self-righteous biddies from the Southside Baptist Church down the street don’t see you! Just tell them you are playin’ ‘Old Maid’!

Oh? You going down to ‘The Corner Stop’? Can you get me a Coke? Thank you – I’ll take Grape!

Did you hear Bitsy Mae Harling is out of prison and coming back to town … ?

Note from Author/Creator/Director Del Shores hisself:

"Yes, they are in legally a violation, but I own the trademark, and frankly [I] am flattered. Rest easy, I hereby grant you permission for your creation of homage to my Sordid characters." - Del Shores

THANK YOU, DEL! YEEEHAW!