Cardly Cards

I wanted to make my own deck of cards. So I spent a few hours on Google Slides and voila. I cut corners. I cut all the corners.

If you have eyes and can see, you'll notice that each card features its number and symbol in two corners, and the same thing but really big in the middle. This is the best design I could come up with. Some might call it lazy, or bland. So would I. I am not creative.

You'll also observe that there are four colors, rather than two. It makes it easier for me to tell the suits apart. I am not smart. The only downside to this design is that it makes the cards less than suitable for Solitaire. But I don't care. Solitaire is boring.

Additionally, these cards are black, as opposed to the typical white that standard playing cards tend to be. I thought the norm was racist so I decided to break the mold.

Furthermore, this is actually two decks. They are identical aside from the white star in the corners of the faces of one of them. The one white card is for separating the two when storing them in the included box. Yes, they come in a box. I'm not a neanderthal.

There is also a notable lack of jokers, because jokers are pointless. The only joker that matters is Heath Ledger's.

Since I never intend to profit off of this, I've supplied this deck at the lowest possible price. If you still think it's too expensive, then your standards are far too high and I don't want your business anyway.

Enjoy. Or don't. I don't care.