You accidentally sold the ashes of your dead relative stored in the antique urn, and now you need it back. Go cane to cane with other cheapskate shoppers to acquire the most valuable junk you can in a no-holds-barred, kick-in-your-dentures competition.
Will you be able to reclaim that precious family heirloom before you run out of money or, will the fat lady and her snot=nosed kid add it to their collection of worthless trinkets?