SQUIRMISH™ The Classic Deck: Just the Cards, Please Edition

Enter The Squirmish! – A ridiculous rumble where creatures clash and only the strangest survive!

Draft an odd squad of warriors, with names like Thugator, Pompaduck and Killgor the Conqueror! Each of the seventy scrappers has its own preposterous powers, so you’ll need strategy- and a bit of luck- to survive!

The Squirmish card game is for two to four players ages twelve and up. This set includes JUST THE CARDS from the starter set: 70 game cards and two turn order cards. You'll also need one 6-sided die and hit counters to play.

You can order the starter set with all these cards, as well as one 6-sided die, 40 hit counters, and the Squirmish 3.0 rule book in a snazzy box here.

Squirmish is expanding! Check out the first expansion booster, The Biscuit Sisters vs. The Gravy Brothers here! Much more will be coming soon.

Squirmish is now also a videogame on Steam! The videogame includes a host of wild new characters that you get to battle against (in both single and two-player multiplayer)! You can check out the videogame here!

Learn how to play here!

Download the 3.0 Rules here!

Join the Squirmish Discord Server here!

Here is what reviewers have to say:

“Squirmish is a quirky little card battling game, that isn’t asking to be taken too seriously. It is a goofy and humorous game, but it still offers some strategy and player choice.” – Naomi Laeuchli at casualgamerevolution.com

“Squirmish is a very original card-battle game with the most incredibly imaginative monsters. I can’t stress enough how funny the creatures are in this game. From their pictures, to their descriptions, to their powers – it’s all so creative and hilarious.” – Ryan Billingsley at dadsuggests.com

“This is a fun, crazy, card battle game that exceeded my expectations. There are so many abilities on the various beasts on the board, especially in a 3-4 player game, it can get really crazy. I usually am not a big fan of games making you say things aloud, but I actually like the added flair of the battle cry bonus, only because I feel it fits the tone of this game 100%. You know, it is kinda funny and hard to explain, because there are aspects of the game that are normally potential detractions for me: cards are text-heavy, gameplay is luck-heavy, and saying a phrase or word aloud as an actual mechanic. However, for what it sets out to be, the formula comes together in an appealing way to equal FUN.” – Benjamin at Benjamin’s Board Game Blog

“It’s really fun to play, really funny cards, and really fun to see all the different types of abilities and how you can try to utilize those during each game.” – Landon Squire at How Lou Sees It

“It’s also pretty easy to learn. This works for kids, it gives them some choices to make, it lets them roll dice. It works for adults… this is a silly game! But sometimes, silly is what we need. Dice Tower judgement… SILLY! But approved!” – Tom Vasel of The Dice Tower

“Squirmish is a fun, family-friendly game which surprised me a bit with the depth of play. When I read the rules, I thought that it would be too kiddy-like. While the artistic style and the humorous text on the cards makes it appropriate for kids, the actions on the cards does give the gamer something to work with! … If you’re looking for a game to introduce the concepts of individual card actions and combat, this would be a good choice. It also will be a good filler for gamers looking for a few laughs mixed in with their gaming.” – Dale Yu at opinionatedgamers.com

“While there is a lot of reading and there are a lot of details, it’s a neat battle game where players are constantly engaged. We found we were never bored because we were either watching battles and screaming at the dice for specific rolls, or we were fighting against other players (and screaming at the dice for specific rolls). There’s continual movement and moving in Squirmish, and we loved how interactive it is.” – Whitney at Hexagamers

“Due to the quick setup, short game length (20-30min avg) and easy gameplay it is easy for everyone to jump in quick. We soon had a lively table of giggles, fist pumps and exciting shouting. The victory shout was especially deafening, especially because it involved stealing a card away from dear old dad…” – Dad Geek at geeksvsgeeks.com

Check out more reviews of Squirmish here!