The Nihlist's Tarot

Divination has taken many forms over the centuries: cloud-watching, drawing of lots, reading entrails, tea-leaf reading... and, of course, TAROT. Seventy-eight cards with a variety of illustrations to spark imagination and fool people into believing in psychic abilities. What about those of us who don't want to fool people, though? What about those of us good, honest charlatans who want nothing more than to provide people with all the trappings of tarot card divination, but without all the hocum juju?

That's where The Nihilist's Tarot Deck comes in. When you know that nothing has any meaning, you can assign anything a meaning and skip straight to the entertaining bit. Totally detached from any intent, you have the perfect bunkum to thumb your nose at psychics, mystics, and the religious alike. Even the quality artwork was created by artificial "intelligence" alone so you know there was no actual thought behind it, and without any thought, you know you can be totally intuitive and totally entertaining without any effort.

Similar "artistic" and "inspired" decks created by artists, mystics, spirit masters, and hamster dancers get created and sell for hundreds of dollars and still fail to capture the inherent meaninglessness of life. As a direct insult to them, I was planning on selling it for a mere fifty dollars, but then I realized we had a holiday coming up, so I figured, for now, that I'd release it for the low, low price you see above. It's the perfect gift for your favorite nihilist or skeptic friend, and the perfect gag gift for your favorite psychic friend--try networking them for extra fun!

Remember after the holiday, the price goes up, so ACT NOW!*

*Yeah. The holiday sale gag? There's always a holiday.